Bite Me: A Love Story Chapter 11

11. Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal, Pathetic Failure to All Creatures Great and Small I have flopped as a flunky, a sweetheart, and an individual by and large, and that doesn't tally Biology 102, which I am still absolutely coming up short notwithstanding really going to class twice. The Countess has been away for like seven days, and nobody has seen her or the vampyre Flood. I've gone searching for them, for the most part when I should be at school. I don't have a clue where to look. I sort of stroll around inquiring as to whether they've seen an absolutely hawt redhead and they either rush away truly quick or, on account of one person, who I speculate was a pimp, offered me a thousand dollars to carry her to him on the off chance that I discovered her. At that point he extended to me an employment opportunity, since he stated, â€Å"Johns go for that thin Lolita shit.† What's more, I was all, â€Å"Oh, that is exceptionally complimenting, sir. Much thanks to you. When I discover my companion I will bring her back and we'll both be glad to support the disturbing choads of unpleasant outsiders and give all of you of our cash alongside any self-esteem we may have left.† Also, he was all, â€Å"You do that, little momma. You do that.† Which is simply one more explanation that I have to discover the Countess and beseech her pardoning, in light of the fact that my new telephone has video and I can hardly wait to post a clasp on my blog of Jody dispersing grisly pimp parts everywhere throughout the Tenderloin. (The Countess has addressed me about regarding myself and how a lady should never forfeit her poise to a man except if he gives her adornments or is a smoking cutie and has an occupation, so I think there will in any event be broken bones and a beating of numerous hues.) Obviously there's a deficiency of hookers and vagrants in the City, it was on the Chronicle's Web website. They revealed it like it really was ideal, VICE ARRESTS DOWN or something, and another article about destitute asylums having a lot of space unexpectedly. OMFG! They're kitty treats, you douche spouts! That is the reason I would not be on the school paper. Writers are neglectful of the undeniable and they won't let you state fuck. ‘Kayso, when I at last returned to the affection sanctuary, the windows were completely barricaded with compressed wood and Foo and Jared had like ordered the entirety of the rodents and had them piled up and marked and so forth. Thus, I, as, ran into Foo's arms and kissed him a decent significant time-frame, at that point I glanced around and I was all: â€Å"They're dead. Our space is brimming with dead rats.† Furthermore, Jared is all, â€Å"Not dead. Undead.† So to Foo I'm all, â€Å"‘Splain, s'il vous plaã ®t.† Furthermore, Foo resembles, â€Å"It's stunning, Abby. You simply need to infuse them with a little vampyre blood and it turns them, yet not until you slaughter them. It took us some time to figure that out.† â€Å"So you executed all these rats?† â€Å"I did,† goes Jared. â€Å"It made me dismal, however I'm alright with it now. Science.† â€Å"How?† Also, Foo says, â€Å"Potassium chloride.† At precisely the same time Jared says, â€Å"With a hammer.† Also, Jared gets all huge frightened anime eyes and resembles, â€Å"Yeah, potassium chloride. That is the thing that I meant.† Furthermore, I'm all, â€Å"You have been slaughtering and vamping rodents while the Countess and Tommy are lost and the entire city is papered with missing feline flyers, and like Chet and his flunkies are eating all the destitute and presumably the hookers?† What's more, they resembled, â€Å"Well-yeah.† â€Å"And I needed to work and go to class,† says Foo. â€Å"And clean my car.† What's more, Jared's everything, â€Å"And we've been making daylight coats for those two cops, which takes like a million little wires.† And he, similar to, focuses to our foot stool, which is the main surface that doesn't have confines brimming with dead rodents, and there's not coats there, simply, similar to, coat molded nets of wire with little glass globules all over them. What's more, I'm all, â€Å"Cops can't wear those. They look like robot lingerie.† Also, Jared is all, â€Å"Trs cool, non?† â€Å"No!† I go. â€Å"And don't further endorken the French language by wrapping your disturbing penis port around it. You'll demolish the entire language before I even learn enough to communicate my profound depression and dim wants en franã §ais, you rodent smasher.† ‘Kay, I realize that was somewhat cruel, yet I was irate, and with all due respect, I was pounding Foo's leg a little when I said â€Å"dark desires,† so I said it with affection. Foo's everything, â€Å"We didn't have the opportunity to really get coats. They should be calfskin and they're expensive.† So plainly in spite of his frantic ninja science abilities, even my cherished Foo can't be left without female oversight. In any case, he has been returning home of late, and his folks are an awful effect on him. So I'm similar to, â€Å"I got this. I'll go see Lily.† Lily is my reinforcement BFF. She used to be my BFF, and yet I met Lord Flood and the Countess, Lily got a book via the post office at her work, which is Asher's Secondhand, and it persuaded her that she is Death, so I'm all, â€Å"Whatever, ho.† Furthermore, she was all, â€Å"Free to live my own bad dream, skank.† So we were cool. ‘Kayso, I took the 45 transport from the dead-ratted love refuge to North Beach. Strolling through Chinatown kind of drags me out 'reason for all the Chinese grandmas in the city, who I'm almost certain are discussing me since they think I have destroyed Foo with my Gothy-Anglo charms. Additionally, I get frantic diminish total longings for which I ought to sometime look for treatment, or, similar to, snacks. ‘Kayso, at Asher's, Lily comes out from behind the counter and gives me an embrace and a major kiss on my brow (since she is taller than me notwithstanding having surplus boobage). What's more, I'm similar to, â€Å"There's a major violet lip print on my temple, huh?† What's more, Lily goes, â€Å"Kiss of Death-become acclimated to it, beyotch-matches your hair tips, trs cute.† So I'm all, â€Å"‘Kay.† It wasn't generally the kiss of Death, however it matched my tips. At that point I was all, â€Å"Lils, I need men's cowhide coats in these sizes.† I gave her the note Foo worked out with the sizes and cut and so forth. Also, she was all, â€Å"WTF, Abs? Fifty long? You purchasing a coat for an orca?† â€Å"Ginormous gay cop. You got it?† â€Å"Yeah. You wanna smoke a clove?† Also, I'm all, â€Å"Do you have enough violet lipstick?† Because smoking is, similar to, the most noticeably terrible for your lipstick and it matched my hair. Also, she's everything, â€Å"Bitch, please.† Meaning, â€Å"Do I ever not have enough makeup?† Which is valid, in light of the fact that Lily conveys a PVC ROBOT PIRATES errand person sack you could shroud a little child in, just she conveys magnificence items. So I was all, â€Å"‘Kay.† So Lily and I went out the secondary passage and gazed at the Dumpster like it was the very chasm of our depression while we smoked. Also, I'm simply preparing to educate her concerning the affection nest, and Foo, and vampyre kitties and all, since I've kind of been in sweetheart mode, in this way, as, out of contact, which Lily thoroughly gets. Furthermore, Lil resembles, â€Å"So, the huge gay cop have a Hispanic partner?† What's more, I'm similar to, â€Å"Rivera and Cavuto. Hard day occupants, however Rivera sort of has a mystery operator vibe. You know them?† What's more, Lily is all, â€Å"Yeah, they were here yesterday. Rivera wears costly suits. Scents great, as well. I'd do him.† What's more, I'm similar to choking. â€Å"Lils, he resembles a thousand years of age, and a cop. The Motherbot was getting soft over him. OMG! You're disgusting!† â€Å"Shut up, I'm not saying I'd do him typical. I mean like zombie Apocalypse caught in the shopping center just before we need to shoot each other to shield them from eating our cerebrums and going us to the undead-then I'd do him.† So I'm all, â€Å"Oh sure, then.† To improve her vibe, since she doesn't have a BF and regularly oversluts to redress, however I despite everything thought it was disturbing. However, to change the subject, I was all, â€Å"So what did they want?† â€Å"They were soliciting assorted types from superfluous horse crap. Had I seen any weird felines, did I see the Emperor, or some redhead.† What's more, I'm all, Fucksocks! Fucksocks! Fucksocks! inside. Be that as it may, outwardly I'm all chill and I'm similar to, â€Å"So, you like knew nothing, right?† â€Å"No, Asher said a hot redhead came into the store an evening or two ago, and afterward I was on the link vehicle the previous evening, going down to Max's Deli for a sammy, and I think I saw her going into the Fairmont Hotel. Like an insane cape of long red twists I would butcher doggies for.† â€Å"Red cowhide jacket?† â€Å"Sweet red cowhide jacket.† â€Å"You didn't let them know, did you?† Furthermore, Lil's everything, â€Å"Well, yeah.† Furthermore, I was all, â€Å"You traitorous whore!† And I punched her in the shoulder. With all due respect, you should tell your ex-BFF when you get new ink, so the shouting was totally preposterous. I had no chance to get of realizing that she had another tattoo on that shoulder, so her punching me in the boob was absolutely inappropriate. Thus, I'm ouching trs noisy and this Russian woman from upstairs looks her head out the window and she's everything, â€Å"Quiet it would be ideal if you is seeming as though consuming confirm there.† ‘Kayso, Lils and I begin to snicker and state, â€Å"Like bear,† again and again until the Russian woman hammers the window shut, similar to manage. At that point it returns to me and I'm all, â€Å"Lils, I need to get those coats and get to the Fairmont. I need to spare the Countess.† Furthermore, Lily resembles, â€Å"‘Kay,† not in any event, asking subtleties, which is the reason I love her-she is so agnostic it's, as, not clever. ‘Kayso, I take the coats and catch a taxi to the Fairmont, which thoroughly annoys the cabbie on the grounds that it's just similar to six squares, yet when I get to the lodging I'm all, â€Å"Fucksocks!† on the grounds that I'm past the point of no return. JODY Falling snoozing was one

Cmo contactar con el Centro Nacional de Visas (NVC)

Cmo contactar con el Centro Nacional de Visas (NVC) El Centro Nacional de Visas â€NVC, por sus siglas en inglã ©s†tiene un papel esencial cuando se solicita una tarjeta de residencia permanente por razã ³n de familia o de trabajo para un extranjero que se encuentra fuera de Estados Unidos y, por esa razã ³n, necesita una visa de inmigrante para ingresar al paã ­s. Y es que el Servicio de Inmigraciã ³n y Ciudadanã ­a â€USCIS, por sus siglas en inglã ©s†aprueba una peticiã ³n de tarjeta de residencia hasta que la oficina consular procesa la visa de inmigrante, la solicitud se encuentra en el NVC. Quã © hace el Centro Nacional de Visas: formularios y tarifas El NVC tiene varias tareas. En groundwork lugar, actualiza cada mes las fechas de prioridad que determinan quã © visas de inmigrante pueden procesarse o, por el contrario, quã © concerns deben esperar. En este artã ­culo ms abajo se explica en detalle cunto se tarda para la cita para la entrevista en el consulado. Adems, el CNV es el organismo encargado de comunicarse con el solicitante del la tarjeta de residencia, con el beneficiario o con su abogado o agente para solicitarle que rellene ms formularios, envã ­e documentaciã ³n financiera de apoyo y pague nuevas tarifas. Para ello es esencial que el CNV tenga actualizados los datos del correo electrã ³nico de al menos una de las siguientes personas: abogado del caso, si se tiene, solicitante o beneficiario. Debe comunicarse en la pgina del CEAC cualquier cambio en dicha direcciã ³n para evitar demoras innecesarias. Entre los formularios que deben rellenarse en este momento a peticiã ³n de CNV estn el DS-260, que es la aplicaciã ³n electrã ³nica de la visa de inmigrante y el correspondiente a la declaraciã ³n jurada de sostenimiento econã ³mico, tambiã ©n conocido como oath of help, y que puede requerir una o varias planillas, segã ºn las circunstancias de cada caso. Asimismo, el CNV requiere el pago de dos tarifas: Visa de inmigrante por familia (I-130): $325 o visa de inmigrante por trabajo (I-140): $345Affidavit of help: $120 Los pagos deben hacerse digitalmente en la pgina de CEAC y contra una cuenta corriente o de ahorro de un banco en Estados Unidos. Para realizar el pago seguir las instrucciones del NVC e incluir los datos de nã ºmero de factura aportados por el mismo. Una vez que los pagos estn hechos y los formularios y documentaciã ³n enviados, el NVC enviar la informaciã ³n para la entrevista en el consulado para obtener la visa de inmigrante.  ¿Cunto tarda el Centro Nacional de Visas en enviar la cita para la entrevista en la oficina consular? La respuesta varã ­a desde apenas unas semanas an aã ±os, incluso ms de 20. Todo depende de la categorã ­a a la que pertenece la solicitud de la visa de inmigrante y, en algunos casos, incluso la nacionalidad del beneficiario. Asã ­, por una parte los familiares inmediatos de ciudadanos no estn sujetos a cupos de esperas para que exista una visa de inmigrante disponible para ellos. Child familiares inmediatos los cã ³nyuges, el pap, la mam y los hijos solteros menores de 21 aã ±os. En estos casos, el CNV se comunica inmediatamente con el solicitante, beneficiario o abogado nothing ms recibir de USCIS el envã ­o de la solicitud aprobada. Por el contrario, en todos los dems casos es necesario esperar a que existan visas disponibles en la categorã ­a a la que pertenece la persona solicitada. Por ejemplo, un hijo de ciudadano estadounidense que est soltero y es civic chairman de 21 aã ±os es un F1 se pueden aprobar un all out de 23.400 visas de inmigrante por aã ±o financial. Como el nã ºmero de anxieties es muy prevalent al de visas disponibles esto significa que cada aã ±o se acumulan retrasos y roughage que esperar por estricto orden a que una visa de inmigrante estã © disponible. El orden lo determina la fecha de prioridad y puede consultarse cada mes en el boletã ­n de visas quã © fechas se estn procesando en el CNV para cada categorã ­a de peticiã ³n. Adems, roughage que tener en cuenta que adems del lã ­mite que existe dentro de categorã ­a por aã ±o monetary existe otro que limita el porcentaje de visas sobre el complete que pueden darse en cada paã ­s. Esto afecta negativamente a paã ­ses con altas tasas de migraciã ³n hacia Estados Unidos, como por ejemplo, Mã ©xico, China, India o Filipinas, para los que las demoras en cada categorã ­a child ms grandes que para los ciudadanos del resto de paã ­ses.  ¿Se puede verificar el estado del caso mientras se encuentra en el NVC? En realidad no se puede verificar porque el NVC no choose si se aprueba la solicitud. El preliminary paso que es determinar si la solicitud cumple los requisitos bsicos, lo realiza USCIS y la à ºltima decisiã ³n corresponde a la oficina consular. Mientras el caso est paralizado en el NVC esperando por una visa disponible en la categorã ­a que se ha solicitado no se le hace nothing al expediente. Es decir, est como dormido y no roughage nothing que verificar. Cã ³mo contactar con el NVC: telã ©fono, fax, correo Si fuera necesario contactar con el NVC, estas child las opciones Telã ©fono: Marcando al 603-334-0700. Es un sistema automatizado que drama las 24 horas del dã ­a los siete dã ­as de la semana. Se necesita introducir los dã ­gitos del caso segã ºn el NVC o el nã ºmero de recibo que te enviã ³ el USCIS en la carta que se conoce como NOA. Para hablar con una persona, marcar al mismo nã ºmero entre las 9:00 am y las 9:00 pm hora de la Costa Este de Estados Unidos, de lunes a viernes, excluyendo festivos federales. En la actualidad la demora de un representante del NVC en contestar el telã ©fono puede alcanzar los 30 minutos. Fax Marcando al 603-334-0791 Correo ordinario Para solicitar informaciã ³n sobre caso; National Visa CenterATTN: WC31 Rochester Avenue, Suite 200Portsmouth, NH 03801-2915USA Para enviar documentaciã ³n, fotografã ­as o planillas (formas): NVCATTN: DR31 Rochester Avenue, Suite 100Portsmouth, NH 03801-2914USA Incluir siempre el nã ºmero de caso y los nombres completos y fechas de nacimiento de beneficiario y de la persona que realiza la peticiã ³n o de la empresa, si se trata de una peticiã ³n por trabajo. Correo electrã ³nico Escribir a: NVCINQUIRYstate.gov. Escribir en asunto el nã ºmero de caso segã ºn el NVC.En el texto incluir el nombre del beneficiario y el del solicitanteIncluir las fechas de nacimiento de ambos.Si se trata de una peticiã ³n realizada por una empresa, incluir su nombre. Si el correo lo escribe el abogado a freight del caso, hacerlo constar asã ­ e incluir una copia escaneada de la planilla G-28 y el nombre de la oficina de abogados para la que se trabaja y la direcciã ³n de la misma. Finalmente destacar que el email debe escribirse en inglã ©s. El NVC considera que à ©sta es la mejor forma de contacto y la prefiere sobre las otras. En la actualidad, la media de tiempo que NVC se demora en contestar es de 15 dã ­as. La razã ³n por la que no se debe viajar a las oficinas del NVC El NVC est ubicado fã ­sicamente en Portsmouth, Nuevo Hampshire. Sin ban, sus puertas no estn abiertas al pã ºblico. Es inã ºtil que viajes hasta allã ­, ni te van a dar informaciã ³n ni van an aceptar que entregues documentaciã ³n en mano. Simplemente te van a recordar las formas enumeradas en este artã ­culo para que contactes asã ­ con ellos. De NVC a consulado Una vez que se recibe la notificaciã ³n del NVC sobre la entrevista en el consulado, el beneficiario de la solicitud debe seguir las instrucciones que se le dan. Entre otros asuntos deber: agendar y realizar un examen mã ©dicoregistrarse con el servicio de mensajerã ­a que utilice el consuladoreunir documentos originales y copias y traducirlos al inglã ©s, si fuera necesarioObtener fotografã ­as recientesasegurarse de tener un pasaporte con al menos 6 meses de validezpresentarse en la oficina consular el dã ­a y la hora seã ±alados En la entrevista el oficial consular decidir si aprueba la visa de inmigrante, la cual puede negarse por un nã ºmero amplio de razones, con carcter worldly o definitivo. En algunos casos, ser posible solicitar un waiver, tambiã ©n conocido como permiso o perdã ³n. En la mayorã ­a de los casos, la visa de inmigrante es aprobada. El beneficiario tiene 6 meses para ingresar an Estados Unidos. En el momento de ingresar su pasaporte se sellar y dicho sello puede utilizarse como tarjeta de residencia permanente mientras no se recibe la de plstico. Contactar con el Centro Nacional de Visas Telã ©fono: 603-334-0700Fax: 603-334-0791Correo electrã ³nico: NVCINQUIRYstate.gov. Este es un artã ­culo informativo. Non es asesorã ­a legitimate.